"Hey, Mom! Would you like me to show you how to play Little Big Planet 3? (a video game he got for Christmas) It's really easy!" said Jack to me one afternoon.
"Well, sure." I was flattered I got invited to play!!
So off we went and played for about an hour. I didn't do that bad. I had a good time. I was definately a little rusty.
"Jack, are you going to have mom play Little Big Planet with you again?" asked Sam.
"AH!! What is that?" I asked him.
"You just weren't that good. You couldn't jump and you didn't' stay put when I asked you to." he told me.
So being the adult that I am, I replies, "Well, you never stay put when I ask you to and you jump when you aren't supposed to. And I am talking about real life."
Yea. That got him.
Later I found out that Jack had told Sam, "Mental note to self. Don't try to teach mom how to play video games."