"Mom, you wanna play poker with dad and I?"
"Come on!! You have to play poker with us! We are going to use real poker chips!"
"That's ok. I'm good."
"Come onnnnnn! Just a few hands!"
This is Sam's poker face. His poker face is saying, "Why did I ever ask her to play poker with us?"
Why is Sam's poker face saying this? Because...look at all my chips! Winner! Winner! Chicken dinner....IS MINE!!!