These are Jack's Notes...

Jack was upset with us the other day and left a few notes to let us know how he was feeling...

"These are Jack's notes."
(Mental note: work on his backwards "S.")

"I'm locking myself in my room."
(There is no lock on his door.)

"Nobody allowed"
(I wondered if he giggled when he wrote "buty")

"I'm going to be in my bed."
(Looks as if he was drinking a few "gin" and tonics when he wrote this one!")
Lord knows I could have used one at this point!