A Funny..

You know the 5-second rule...if something drops on the ground and you pick it up before you count to five, it is still safe to eat.

Well...
Sam dropped some raisins on the floor and counted to five...he had not picked them up by the time he got to five.
He looked up at me and said, "5-second rule...guess I don't have to eat those."

The boy is too quick on his feet for his own good...glad I had more raisins!